Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bar

Origin: A Mist-Shrouded Valley in Southeast Asia

Deep in a mist-shrouded valley, where the jungle hums with secrets, our expedition caught the trail of the Motark Monster—its unmistakable tracks weaving through tangled roots. Renowned for sniffing out the finest kratom, this elusive creature has another gift: unearthing potent mushrooms, their earthy scent rising like a whisper from the forest floor. When we discovered these hidden gems, we reached out to TRĒ House, only to learn they’d already been guided by the same mysterious instinct, crafting these very mushrooms into their proprietary blend for their Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars.

Each bar, divided into 15 squares of velvety chocolate, delivers a sensory journey as rich as the valley itself. TRĒ House has woven nootropics, adaptogens, and mushroom extracts into five indulgent flavors, each a nod to the Monster’s discerning taste:

• Cookies & Cream – Creamy swirls, like secrets unfolding
• Chocolate Milk – Smooth, rich comfort in every bite

Guided by the Motark Monster’s keen senses, these bars offer an experience that dances between earth and ether:

• Body Buzz – A warm hum, grounding yet alive
• Relaxation – A serene hush, like twilight in the trees
• Cerebral Lift – A flicker of cosmic curiosity
• Euphoric Wave – A fleeting echo of the Monster’s own joy

Local legends say the Motark Monster prowls these valleys at dawn and dusk, guarding its sacred finds. Thanks to TRĒ House, the Monster’s trail has led to a discovery we’re thrilled to share—15 squares of pure wonder, ready to unfold.

Note: Product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment that processes nuts. Peanut Butter flavor contains peanuts.

Shipping During Warm Weather: To ensure your chocolates arrive pristine, orders placed by 12 p.m. CT Monday through Thursday are processed the same day. Orders after 12 p.m. CT Thursday, or on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, are processed the following Monday to avoid delays in warm facilities.

Warning: These mushroom products may cause psychotropic effects. These bars are not intended for use by those under the age of 21. Do not drive or operate any heavy machinery when using any TRĒ House products!

The ingredients of our chocolate bars affect everyone in different ways, so it is essential that you consult your primary physician before using any TRĒ House products.

• Do not use this product unless recommended by your doctor
• Do not use more of this product than recommended by your doctor
• Do not use this product if you are pregnant, nursing, or under 21 years of age
• Do not use this product if you have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions
• Does not ship to the following states: AL, CA, DC, MN, NC, ND, VT